Alexis, 19, female, Canada
When we read, our eyes move across a page or a screen to digest the words. All of that eye movement slows us down, but a new technology called Spritz claims to have figured out a way to turn us into speed-readers. By flashing words onto a single point on a screen, much like watching TV, Spritz says it will double your reading speed.
I FEEL LIKE I’M FUCKING CRAZY BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS BLAMED ALFONSO FOR WHAT I BELIEVE WAS THE WORST HARRY POTTER MOVIE THAT TOTALLY DISREGARDED THAT THERE WAS TWO PREVIOUS MOVIES AND THAT THE STUDENTS SHOULD BE WEARING UNIFORMS.